Lame Jokes

Well, i've been hearing a few lame jokes this few days. Here goes a few of them;

but before that, let me advice you that if you want to enjoy the jokes, scroll them down slowly, or perhaps keep your eyes on the question before you look at the answer or there'll be no fun.

Joke #1
Which part of your body can you find mickey mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy etc....
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Dis-knee
pronounced as disney

Joke #2
A metal that gives out cold air and if it falls on your head, I'll be attending your funeral service.
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Air-condition

Joke #3
What starts with a F and end with a K that involves a lot of heat?
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Fire-truck la, what were you thinking? haha

Joke #4
What starts with a S and ends with a X that involves boy and girl?
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Sex in the sense of gender. What were you thinking again?
by Say Yong

Well, this is all for now. Stay tuned for more

P.s: the next post might not be on jokes