Sunday, June 29, 2008

The 10 featured friends

Sorry guys/girls for the late post, i was quite busy last week, it was either sleep study or eat tuition , so pardon me pls :D

Presenting, the 10 featured friends,
-wilson
-wilson
-wilson
-wilson
-wilson
-wilson
-wilson
-wilson
-wilson
-wilson
Alright i was just joking.....
presenting, the 10 FEATURED FRIENDS!

the first commentator

AWAS! 99.99999% untruths ahead!

the lame-99%, funny-1% guy
badminton match with him: 3-0

My elder sis, who's elder than me but not so elder looking

the genius of the school, sleep eat and bath in studies

one of my church members, easy going and joker

the DL. yes that's his gf over there

another church member, school mate, oh and,
my junior treasurer, MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

check out the lame jokes here
(lame until i dun understand what's going on)


L
ast but not least,
Dipersilakan, Yang Amat Berbahagia, Joy Tan aka Jay Teee!
the person who intorduced me to blogging and BEWARE!
MSN chat with her, make sure ur head and butt is fastened tightly to you or it'll roll off!

it's 5 a.m in the morning, time to sleep!

SPAIN WON!!!

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Death of a blog

It seems somehow wired that there's still visitors but never comments left, my blog is like, dead? hardly any comments on the post nor on the C-Box. All right then, guess i have to do something then. The next 10 people who post comment whether on the C-box or on the post, you'll be featured in my next post. Thanks to Joy for this idea.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Lame Joke!

Today during english period, our teacher was telling us what she used to sell with the literature class students.

R: We once sell shakespears cookies.

Then all of a sudden...

M: With the spear shaking one is it?

ROFLMAOHELOKITYPOKEMON!!!

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Amazing Grace(my chains are gone)

Amazing Grace, it is truly how amazing God's grace had been for us that He had willingly send His one and only Son down to die on the cross for us. Why?we ask. so that we may be free from Satan's hold on us that is-whoever that sins shall burn in hell for eternity. But because Jesus died for us, we have another choice, that is to rejoice in Heaven with him for eternity as long as we believe in Him. Here's two songs for you,

Amazing Grace(my chains are gone)





At the cross


Jesus made a way that is for us to go to heaven by tearing the veil that is-dying on the cross for us. A sinless man, die a humiliating, cruel, unnecessary death. How much more can we ask?


Friday, June 20, 2008

Happenings

When exams are coming, students get intensive exercise and classes.

When a match is coming, players have intensive exercise.

When the health department is coming, the cleaners have intensive cleaning.

Hypocrites, such hypocrites by E.L teacher. And the fact that they kept cleaning the toilets and didn't bother to clean the filter for the drinking water really pisses me off!

Family day is coming and before that is open day.....death toll ahead. Let's forget about it and i'll tell you about my death toll when it happens. Family day is coming and each class has to be in charge of at least a booth. Well, my class is in charge of food but then changed to games then now they-Mr. Ho and Toy want to go for both, one leg step on two boat or one stone hit 2 birds down.

In the beginning, while suggesting what to sell, c***s** l**'s cd, sell body, ah, guys, this is what happens when you study in a guy's school too long. So thumbs down to one sex school. Then we became more serious,

Meng: hey, sell what food la....
Me: sell bak kut teh without pork.
Tris: then put chicken in?

Well, that's what we call serious in our class. Till now still haven't confirm but who cares? i mean, i don't care, i'll just tag along, makes my life less complicated and less miserable. Oh and the latest item added on the food list was SUSHI!

YOU! are welcome to MBSSKL Family Day and Open Chess Tournament!
Venue: MBSSKL
Time: 7.30-4.30
items to bring: yourself and money

see ya there!

wilson you're so kind promoting for your school in your blog! well, i'm always kind :D

Oh lala la, today when the prototype results came out, got a shock of my life! i was at the last place, omgwthhowcanbe! then i realized that something was wrong because there was no way i can be at the bottom even if my results are poor cause those who failed BM would be placed last. I realized what happen.

MY PJK PAPER WAS NOT COUNTED!!!

They put a 'th' as in 'tidak hadir' whereby i did sat for the paper earlier on in the day. After some throughout investigation, i found out that the teacher had somehow forgotten about my paper. In the end, everything turn out fine, 75 marks for PJK, A1 Hoooooo!!!!!!

that'll be all for now, gonna go out celebrate my sis birthday today,
Happy 21st birthday jie!

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Continuation of MUAHAHAHA

i'm at home now, sitting in front of the computer and in between me other than the keyboard is a donut, cinnamon donut-i still prefer cinnamon rolls, those sold in Midvalley. Let me tell you of 2 suprising conversations i had.

Firstly, during IT when my teacher called me.

teacher: the boy there, you're Tian Ming's cousin, i forgot your name. me: *what the heck forgot my name, i so famous also don't know me meh* *stood up* teacher: where did you learn to dance? me: *what the...why suddenly this question?*studio, dance stuido teacher: is it at Bukit Jalil there? me: no, near my house there. teacher: ok now answer my question, bla bla bla

Secondly, during recess. It was a normal recess with normal food till J***** -didn't want to be named, came and sat in front of me. He placed his food down, and just sat there looking around. Then suddenly,

J: i've been raped.
me: Who rape you? gang or solo?
J: So painful la....
me: who rape you?

Then came the answer which is obviously the most suspected raper,

J: i rape myself.
me: wt.......
J: so painful la....(again)
me: what u did?
J: *censored*

i'm speechless after that.

Oh, and my dad bought something that we, as his family members would never thought of him buying it and what he used it for, ROFLMAOHELLOKITTYPOKEMON!!!




Friday, June 13, 2008

MUAHAHAHA

i'm sitting behind a computer-duh!! and it's the school computer inside the computer while the principle, our IT teacher is teaching in front and i'm typing this post, HAHAHA!!! well, i'm tagged so here goes
6 things I'm passionate about:
  • GOD
  • Music
  • Dancing
  • Blogging

  • Computer
6 things I say too often:
  • What the?....
  • lame
  • sucks
  • stupid la
  • shaddap
  • what la
6 Books that I've read recently:
  • The BIBLE
  • Neighbours
  • Holes
  • An Inspector Calls
  • Reference books
  • ...........
6 songs that I could listen over and over again:
  • Evermore
  • God is great
  • People got the music
  • Our God is an awesome God
6 things that I learned last year:
  • Justin my best friend
  • Joy is joyful
  • Maple SUCKS!!!

6 people to tag:
  • Joy
  • Andrew
  • Jeannie
  • no more people to tag....
Oh no! i was just called to answer a lame question-as told by Justin sitting beside me,and i had to stand for quite some time but i'm obviously sitting down right now.

The bell just rang, and i haven't finish my tag. Nvm, byez.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

*can't think of one*

YUM YUM, Lasagneeeee....who likes lasagne?me likey a lot. Since my dad went overseas, my mom could cook western food since my dad anti-western food. LOL, jk onli, he doesn't really like to eat them so well, seldom eat that at home. Baked a whole tray of lasagne, fu yoh, eat until my tummy big big. Haha, enough of that, some of your mouths are watering by now.

Next up,

Finally got our jersey after 1 year 6 months of procrastinating, what la you monitor, so n***, take so long and the design so simple, haizz......disappointed. Well, frankly speaking the design was really simple and nothing much outstanding compared to some jersey's from other classes. Anyway, be contented with what you have so i'm quite satisfied with mine except that it can't be washes using washing machine!! @%^*&$ so lame!!!!!!! have to wash with hands......


that's my name and number
but come to think of it, should have put 'WILSON'

when you're not wearing it, you can become a power ranger!

go go power rangers!

LOL

Oh and i improved my moral! by 5 marks

Monday, June 9, 2008

Of painful scars

ARGGHHHHHH!!!!

ARGGGHHHHH!!!

i've sprain my hand again and this time my thighs and butt too. Yes i sprained my butt all because i played badminton. And i played with a inhuman human. Never even got the chance to hit further than the back 'out' line. Susah la playing with her....yes it's a her. Maluuuuu.

The other day i was having a chat with my dad and i was exclaiming

Me : Yer, you so good, can go overseas.
Dad: Didn't you just went oversea recently?
Me : Where got?
Dad: Penang not meh?
me : Penang where got oversea? outstation only lah...
Dad : You go Penang not need to go over the sea ah?

Za dhau.....

Yes, and i've finally finished my 12 pages essay. HAHAHA! why write so long? to make my teacher suffer for giving me homeworks during the holidays. But then, my friend told me something interesting too.

Dennis : Do you see this

'i can't read what you write, it's a waste to lose marks because the examiner can't read your' writing.

Me : Yea, what about it?
Dennis : Reasons not to mark your essays.
Me : *smack on the head* alamak, fine then. I shall let her go with it this time round.

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Random

I hate, hate and hate copying down poems! argh why the teacher always have to punish us writing us poems??? i was absent that day and had no idea there was homework and she just punish me copy poem for 16 times. WTH i despise doing that!!!

enough of emoness
After friday extra class i took the taxi home and those of you who know the LRT station at Tasik Selatan you'll understand what i mean. So i got into and taxi.

driver : Pergi mana?
me : Yulek
driver :*showing blur look*
me : Taman Cheras
driver : * still a bit of blur look*
me : Yulek

Then he start his engine and so started my journey back home. And then the burps started.

Driver :*burp* uh huh.(clearing his throat)
Driver : *ugh* ekhem.
Driver : *ergh* erhm.

Three times in a row and that's before he hit main road. Well, fortunately there were no more burps after that and then

*rringgggggg*

Driver : *Speak Tamil* yin da bu ga ne. yin na yun na assa mu lai kom.

Well obviously i had no idea what was he talking about and i had no intentions to know. Then he moved left, instead of going up the bridge, he wanted to go to my house using the Connaught way. So i put my hand forward and do a right move with my palm. He was holding his handphone in one hand and driving with the other and then hor, he did a dangerous swerve towards the right and for one moment i thought gonna go BANG! Obviously he must have done this many a times in his life because i'm still here blogging.

Oh and i had durians yesterday and today! yum yum! durian durian durian, so delicious! don't you just enjoy the aroma and the feel when you bite into the flesh? Yes i know some of you would be vomiting right now, so i'll just end my durian post here.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Promotion

This happened while we were waiting for our Ramly's burger and so happens that there was a very health conscious doctor who at the same time, not sure paid how much by Jacob's biscuit to promote their products.










sorry about the vertical then horizontal shot

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Random shots

wow, where can you find ice kacang & chendul making machine?
smart, very smart, why not just pee on the floor?

sort of reminds me of my childhood

This practically summarizes that Penang people are smart people, too smart in fact.

Resign! you have been caught on hidden camera!

we, Malaysian are doing our best to avoid the sun
while
they, guai lo's are doing their best to get them

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Church Camp 2008 part 1

Warning: Long and pictures post ahead


Woohoo!!! Church camp at Penang, full of spiritual food and exotic food at the same time! and trust me when i say exotic, it's really exotic. The food there have different flavors if compared to Malaysia. Eg, the sauce for chee cheong fun in KL is kicap but in Penang it's the rojak's kicap. Prawn mee other than prawns you can choose to add 'pai kuat', 'siu yok' and 1 more i forgot what it was, sorry. Ice kacang walaueh, have fruits inside them, very healthy you know, then ramly burger, not only they have cheese, meat and egg inside, the egg is fry with onions and some other stuff but unfortunately the meat doesn't taste that good.

i went there on Friday since i was following my friends car. Left KL around 2 and reached there around 6-7 p.m. Apparently I heard my friend left at 9 and reached Penang at 5 *shudder*. After that, straight went to stuff myself with food after starving in KL for 16 years. Foo yoh! At the end of the day i can hardly move, tummy so big some more and do realize that i've a very fit body and on normal occasions you can see my 6 nations standing by themselves. Food for the first day was

char kuey teow
chee cheong fun
o jian-fried oysters
lobak
kung Fu chow
hokkien mee
cendol

Scenery from the apartment
DUH!!!
Penang Hill

rock a by baby, on the tree top....

two pretty girls guys dozing off


Second day morning wake up only started stuffing myself with food again. Went to the food court in Swattow lane and after that went to Gurney Plaza where i saw some interesting things and at the same time i had to hunt high and low to purchase tissues for my 'cake baking business'. Later in the day checked into the hotel then dinner was at the hotel. Check out some of the pics i took in Reject Shop-i tell you man, the clothes there really are rejected goods. I saw one T-shirt, everything looked fine till i tried in on and found out that one side of the sleeve was longer than the other at least by 10cm. They should chop each clothing sold there with the word REJECT The other shop was Toy 'r us. Oh and we celebrated our friend William's birthday!

LOL


Yeah i strongly agree with this. Highly sold in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Arabia.

what are they doing???

scenery from the hotel

reading love letters



Oh and we went to the night market, we became pirates as the DVD's there are RM4 for one, so cheapppppppp, good quality some more ok. Had a walk and bought a sleeveless shirt and took some pictures with my friends and The Ship and when i say The Ship it really means The Ship. Aiya, so many ships you tell me. The restaurant itself was a ship on dry land and they made it really like a ship.

such fancy letters, where can you find this in KL?

me, mark, Matthew, Emily, pastor Michael and his wife

such big steering wheel, must be for Optimus Prime to maneuver

Eh, forgot to tell you people about the beach 'party' we had. We buried a guy and girl, akhem, separately, with their head jutting out, how i wish a dog would come by and pee on them, then carved out a shape on them.

I saw some accidents on the way home, well, i saw one but i was told that there was 2 cars ditched as they went inside the ditch and another lorry decided to be creative by moving sideways.

pan car

creative lorry

aw, isn't she cuteeeee



*to be continued*